GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.